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I respect your privacy and your choice of toilet paper over or under. (No I don’t. It’s over.)

Any personal info provided on my site such as your name, address, phone, email, logins, or other deets will not be shared, released, sold, given away, rented, or otherwise pimped out to anybody ever. This is so not cool, this makes me bonkers. I can’t do it, my head would explode. If some weird situation came up I would contact you in a totally non-shady way and ask for permission.

If you wish to unsubscribe from our mailing list please feel free to do so. Even if I cry a little. You can click on the link in one of my messages, or send me an email (netcastlesorg (at) gmail (dot) com). But you’ll be sad when I’m no longer super spiffifying your email.


This site was created to advertise a service to make money.

This site does have affiliate links, to try to pay those pesky bills. I do have a helluva lot of Amazon affiliate links, which don’t cost you anything. I get a teeny weeny commission if you buy something.

This site does have ads, to try to pay more pesky bills. Third party vendors will use cookies to serve ads, like Google Adsense. If you want to opt-out of their cookies you can. But I found the ads I was served got weird after I opted out. Like suddenly I was an alien or something, and Google had no idea what to do with me.

This blog does not, at this time, review products or accept free schtuff. If I did all articles and social media posts would be clearly marked. If you want to send me free stuff for the heck of it that would be fun, except I’ve purged so much stuff unless it’s chocolate I’ll probably get rid of it. Feel free to send me TONS of chocolate. And coffee. And glitter.

Also, just for the heck of it, please note that if you are a company with terrible customer service (or are just terrible) I will shout from the rooftops of the internet exactly what you did and what a travesty it is.

The views and opinions expressed on this blog are my own, and my clone’s.

Using my Schtuff

You’re free to use my photographs and short post excerpts for personal, non-commercial use, as long as you credit me (Melissa French and/or NetCastles), and link back as your original source.

Images that are not my own are credited on each blog post at the bottom, or for other blog designs they are the property of that blog/site.

I am not responsible for republished content from this blog on other blogs or websites without my permission. If you find my content somewhere else please let me know so I can beat them with a stick. Or give the a stern talking-to. Or tell their mom.

These policy things are subject to change without notice and were last updated on May 19 in the year of our dork 2015. If you have any questions feel free to contact me directly at netcastlesorg (at) gmail (dot) com. You can try messaging by pigeon but I have found that to be unreliable.